devfs-permissions is laughably inadequate

conf.d/devfs-permissions.sh

@@ -1,8 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env watchman
-# Config for devfs-permissions
-
-cfg_devices=(
-			  '/dev/snd;root:audio;770'
-			  '/dev/dri;root:video;770'
-			  '/dev/fuse;root:root;777'
-			)

init.d/devfs-permissions

@@ -1,17 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env watchman
-# This is a script to set up the right permissions in /dev in absence of e?(u|s?m)dev.
-
-service_type='oneshot'
-
-# Config moved to conf.d
-
-spawn() {
-	for d in "${cfg_devices[@]}"; do
-		IFS=';' read device owner perms <<< "$d"
-
-		[[ -e "$device" ]] && {
-			chown -R "$owner" "$device"
-			chmod -R "$perms" "$device"
-		}
-	done
-}