ufw-tools are two simple-ish scripts for uploading files to 8fw.me.
I do not promise any support for any of the provided scripts. That said, I'll do what I can for you if I'm not too busy and/or drunk.
ufw can upload files to 8fw.me, shorten urls and show you your ip.
Call ufw -h for help.
Dependencies: curl, jshon
ufwd periodically checks a directory of your choosing (defaults to $XDG_RUNTIME DIR/ufwd) and invokes ufw to upload the files and remove them.
Call ufwd -h for help.