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@@ -16,8 +16,4 @@ You can apply in person to Mute in our office (room name is `backoffice`).
 Alternatively, please send your application to codename.mute@proton.me in an anonymous way. I don't want to know anything about you IRL. After that find me in the club and I'll get back to you.
 
 ## Answering machine
-Need your forniphilia fix? Excited to serve as an appliance? This position is open to any club member.
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-Your job would be to never leave the office. Details are subject to agreement, but measures would be taken to make you useful in an AFK state. Having an FBC autoreconnect is a soft requirement.
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-You can apply in person to Mute in our office (room name is `backoffice`).
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