Certainly feels like I did. I blink rapidly, reality rushing into view again. \ I don't have the gas mask on anymore. Also I'm laying on the floor, arms \ under me and slightly to the side. Old Man stands in front of me, his face showing both relief and a bit \ of embarrassment, holding a large contraption. "Ground control to major Mute, nod if you copy." -- I nod. "Oh man, you went so high this time, I couldn't get to you at all, so \ I figured maybe what would help is... you know... Looks like it did." Yeah, the metaphor is apt. So I didn't go under, I went up, into orbit, but then \ there was a re-entrance and a bumpy ride through the atmosphere and then \ a touchdown, it fits. Now here I am, the first pony in space-- well, \ a former pony anyway. So, what is this in his arms? A long brass tube, some wheels, a belt to transfer \ torque, and an eraser sitting on the top axis, slightly off to the side. \ A steampunk de-orbiting device, I guess. "Oh, this? Well, I don't exactly run a sex shop here, so I had to quickly put \ together a... you know... something that vibrates somehow..." -- he turns \ a wheel at the base of the tube, and the top bit shakes. I see. He puts it \ aside. -- "Anyway, the test was a success, let's get you back in shape \ and move along." I drink some water and he sits me on the bed, putting my legs on a chair. He \ takes a second chair and starts working his hacksaw again. I guess the chain \ will have to go after all. If we are on an explore mission, it may as well \ stay behind, sure. "I don't have a clock, so I can't tell you your new record, but it would \ be enough I'm sure." Time to start collecting things I'm good at. First item on the list: hanging \ in bondage. I'll take my victories wherever I can I guess. "I'm watching radiation, so far nothing to worry about. We should go as soon \ as possible, I can't imagine what we would achieve just sitting here. If \ the future will bring any change, it's not gonna be for good." The future is something I prefer not to think about. "So, where to go. The town is out. I've thought about it, and it's simply \ too dangerous. Radiation is the least of my worries, we can see it. Not so much \ all the other stuff, like poisons or diseases, and what if there are \ hostiles there. No." I'm thinking about urban ruins with mutants and zombies, and two of us in bright \ yellow suits, which we don't even have. Yeah, I can see how it might go \ slightly sideways. "But I know a place we can check out. Not far, maybe three or four hours away, \ so we can be back before night hopefully. I think we should go in the morning. \ It's evening now. It's a gas station, what's left of it, I hope there would be \ something of use in there." One link is now cut in one place, at a minimum we'll need another cut like this. "We need to remove the metal thing off your arms and then we'll have to deal \ with plastic. The steel looks high quality and it's thick, I'm afraid this \ hacksaw will not be enough. I mean given enough time and blades it can go \ through anything I suppose, but we may find something better. \ ~~Also I don't have infinite blades.~~" Oh good, now I start blaming myself for his hacksaw blades being used on my \ useless person. Come on Mute, would you in his place be annoyed or would you \ be glad that you can help? What better use is there for the blades than \ to free another human being from chains she put on herself? ... [[Fucking hell, I'm all over the place.|next]] (end of page)